TEN: It’s time to leave behind the UK’s colonial state,
NINE: And the austerity crisis, it’s going to all be great!
EIGHT: So goodbye to the Tory governments that we didn’t vote for:
SEVEN: And foodbanks and poverty, we’ll show them the oot-door!
SIX: We’re staying in the EU, even if they say it’s no-go:
FIVE: And we’ll get our way in everything – Eck and Nicola say so!
FOUR: We’ll no’ defer to experts, they’re all cowardly traitors,
THREE: Supported by Quislings in the BBC and the papers!
TWO: We’ll take a leap in the dark, buy that pig in a poke:
ONE: And if there’s no Currency Union, we’ll just all be broke!